Hollyoaks Pye

My first memory is Corrie trying to drown me in the bathtub!

Just kidding, sillies!

It's actually her and I taking a bath. Mum was terrible at that kind of thing and was always getting soap in our eyes and stuff, so we learned pretty quick to give ourselves our own baths, but that was just before that and Corrie was all mad that she had to still take a bath with me even though she was older and then Mum did this thing with our hair where you put the shampoo in it and then stick it all up in one big spike and Dad came in and said we were the cutest things ever and took our picture, which now sits in our living room.

Just so everyone KNOWS...if I WAS thrown over a cliff by ANYONE, I would COME BACK TO HAUNT THAT PERSON.

People who hex you through their journals are the BIGGEST COWARDS THERE IS ARE? ARE!

What, are you so scared of an OPEN CONVERSATION? Scared someone will SAY SOMETHING YOU DON'T LIKE?

Gosh, why don't you just go and become a bloody Death Eater already? You people have already got the whole "keep them from talking and make them live in fear" part down!

By the way, I'm hexing MY journal so that no one can hex me through it. I hope I can do that. Ha!

Oh my gosh, Fred Weasley and Brooke Church were caught, like, doing it or something and now James Potter is going to kill them!!!!

This is like HOLLYOAKS! The soap, no me. I am totally not a backstabbing killer.

Does anyone know of any spells or potions to turn yourself into a lesbian?

Because I am DONE with boys. They are all STUPID.

Except Alex. He's not stupid. But only because he's my brother.

All others are DUMB though.

They both fancy you.

How do you get TWO blokes fancying you, when I have NONE? I mean, yeah, they're total weirdos, but still.

Well this weekend has turned out JUST GREAT.

And YES, that was SARCASM.

[Hexed to the Scamander Twins]

I don't know exactly which one of you did what, but one of you had BETTER apologise to Corrie and take her to the Valentine's Day Ball or you WILL BE SORRY.

I don't care which one of you it is, but I better see one of you with her.

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[Private to Isabelle]

I have not snogged any enough boys this year.

This must be fixed.

[/Private]

Oh, Monday.

I can't wait for my surprise party!






Oh, and don't you all have something to say to me?

I turn into a geek.

A geek who is BLIND without glasses.

A geek who has a WEIRD COMPULSION TO WEAR HATS ALL THE TIME.

I got detention for refusing to take it off in class today. Apparently it doesn't go with the uniform. But it is totally cute!

AHHHH! SEE? SEE WHAT THIS HAS DONE TO ME?

The play was totally FAB, no surprise there, but ALEX YOU ARE IN THE PAPER! Why didn't you tell us you're such a ladies man?

This canNOT be happening! We have dress rehearsal today? How are we supposed to REHEARSE when the Ravenclaws CAN'T BLOODY TALK?!

This is worse than playing Quidditch without being able to talk. SO MUCH WORSE.

WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME?

Whoever did this to us is GOING TO REGRET IT!

Of course I'm so thrilled to get the role of Hermia in the play! I just knew I would! Of course, I'll be super-busy, with this and Quidditch and everything, but I'm sure I'll manage.

The only thing I don't understand is how the Scamander twins got the two lead roles. THEY LOOK THE SAME. It will CONFUSE people.

And HOW can one of them be the understudy for Puck when they both have lead roles already? It makes NO SENSE. Brandon should've gotten one of those roles. Not the one where I'd have to kiss him, because ew, he's like a brother and blah blah, but he is still so good at this sort of thing.

I just hope nobody gets sick. Except Charlotte (sorry Charlotte!) because then Isabelle would be Titania and that would be so cool!

How much longer do you think I can avoid Corrie before she breaks into our Common Room and comes to find me?

I don't see why I should have to write an essay. Everyone already knows who I am.

[Hexed to Isabelle]

Isabelle, I did something really, REALLY stupid.

[/Hex]

Is it possible to have PMS if you just had your period?

[Hexed to CORONATION STREET]

How could you write that about Brandon?!

[/Hex]

[Hexed to Isabelle]

Oh my GOSH I AM SO MAD AT CORRIE SHE IS JUST BEING SO MEAN.

[/Hex]

Who got Gryffindor Quidditch Captain?

And who in our year got prefect? Isabelle, did you get it?

I didn't get it, obviously. I sort of wish I had...Mum doesn't care, of course, but I think Dad would have liked it. But that's all right, as long as no one completely horrible got it instead! There's nothing worse than a Prefect with a stick up their butt!

WHERE IS MY PURPLE TOP?

I KNOW it was in my closet last night. I put it in a special place so that I could wear it tonight, with my super-cute jean skirt. The jean skirt is there but the PURPLE TOP IS NOT.

Oh Merlin, do you think we have one of those goblins that steals human clothes? I've heard stories about them...apparently they like to eat human clothes and shoes.

If we have one of those I'm going to FREAK.

I'd better tell Mum and Dad to be on the look-out, make sure none of their clothes go missing. Because if they do, we have a serious situation here.

Hopefully it'll just eat Corrie's clothes and leave the rest of mine alone.